It ain't easy being gaijin.

When no knows AC/DC. When no one has read Hemmingway. When Chicago is just a city. When Queen is big for some reason. When, at enkai, you are announced the best damn foreigner in Kochi. When, three days earlier, you were told to watch out, foreigners might steal your bike. When you say grapefruit and no understands, because it's guraipufurutsu, you idiot.

Ok, I might as well just admit it. I had a bad week.