Sunday, November 28, 2004

Today was a city day. After a couple marathon (good luck Jessica!) phone conversations, we left to do the Christmas shopping. It was a bit weird on account of the weather: plus twenty with no snow in the foreseeable future. That and the utter lack of Christmas decorations, spirit, cookies or carols. It isn't much fun doing your Christmas shopping in a place where Christmas doesn't really exist. We managed, though.

First we stopped at the little flea market outside of Ino Town. There wasn't much on offer today: four or five old kimonos, slightly stained on the inside, but beautiful nonetheless; an antique Godzilla toy; tableware; a big pile of used jeans. We weren't really sure who would want a kimono for Christmas, so we didn't bother.

We made it to the city in time for lunch. But not before we managed to find a whole schwack of amazing gifts. We even bought a couple to keep for ourselves. That's the best kind of gift after all, isn't it? The one you want to keep for yourself? They should be in the mail by the end of the week. Our apologies if they don't make it in time.

After shopping we went to yoga, which we've been going to regularly since the weather cooled down. The instructor is this really beefy Californian who teaches English at the university and surfs every morning. It's a cool atmosphere: the class is bilingual and everyone there is friends with everyone else. Afterward a bunch of us went for conveyor belt sushi where we ate our fill and got in a good mood for sleeping. G'nite.

Saturday, November 27, 2004


We hiked Yokogurayama this weekend. The path is only 2.2 kilometers long, so we didn't start until late afternoon, thinking we would finish in no time. But the trail was pretty much straight up all the way, so we had to take a shortcut down, where we stumbled upon some amazing trees. It was a beautiful day and the late start meant a mountaintop sunset. Funny, how things always work out.


Sunset. (Jon or Nancy?)


Moonrise. (Jon)


Road side susuki grass.


We stumbled upon these two enourmous cedar trees on our way down. The rope is from Shinto, indicating the trees are sacred and mark the entrance to a shrine.


Nancy hiking through the woods. (Jon)


Mini-temple near the top of the mountain. (Jon)

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Doesn't make sense to me but to Japanese people apparently it does....

People are constantly saying to me, "you shouldn't be cold - you come from Canada and in Canada it is VERY cold". My reply is always "yes, but where I live it is not humid so it doesn't feel as cold. Plus, we have indoor heating. You can wear a t-shirt inside almost any building and be warm enough."

Yesterday an elementary school teacher told me that it is better to have no indoor heating in order to "train" the students.

me-"Train them for what?"

To train them against the cold. That way they can be healthy and have strong bodies. Japanese people have VERY strong bodies. It is better that way. People don't get sick.

me-"Where is N-sensei?"

He has a cold so he is absent.

my thoughts-"oh, of course. It makes perfect sense. We are all being trained. In order to do so, the no-heating situation remains the way it has been for all of eternity so that all day everyday people everywhere are freezing. All in the name of training."

I'm cold.

Monday, November 22, 2004

I submitted this to Kyoto Journal a couple of months ago. I got a rejection in the email today.

Laid over in Tokyo
Seeing the city in passing

I.

My girlfriend and I had been flying into the sun from yesterday afternoon when the plane finally thudded and skipped to a halt at Narita. Suffering from the cramped legs and recycled air of a twelve hour flight, we made our way through the loading tunnel toward the baggage conveyor. A hundred or so jet-lagged bodies were lined up behind the red tape, waiting patiently for their bags. Elbows up, a petite woman in hot green pumps shoved past and hefted hers from the belt. The scene repeated itself as women balanced on fluorescent heels battled gravity and mini-skirts to be the first in line at customs, the first out the door, the first seated on the next express to Tokyo.

Massive and sprawling as the Canadian prairie I'd left behind, Narita offers the visitor to Japan a taste of the futurescape awaiting them at Ueno. Moving walkways that disappear on the horizon, self-flushing toilets as glimmering and reflective as newly minted robotic dogs, pink-suited courtesy helpers at every turn, vending machines on every floor, pay phones and restaurants and book shops and signs, signs, signs. Overworked salarymen asleep in line, never-ending announcements that begin and end with a song, false smiles and too-bright fluorescent lights, swarming crowds, souvenir shops and duty free lines to infinity. Inhumane in scale and mind-numbingly dull, Narita is nearly identical to its overseas counterparts. Yet it is efficient and clean and not quite as intimidating. It is, as far as airports go, pleasant.

The Keisei line would have been silent had it not been for three animated foreigners seated across from us. Two of them had gone hiking in Hokkaido their last time in the country, quickly found themselves waste-high in wet snow. They were past the point of no return when it happened and plowed on to the top in spite of the danger. The other couldn’t believe how cheap cigarettes were, smoked three before stepping on two hour train ride to downtown. Meanwhile, the Japanese bleep-bleep-bleeping into the void, happily not existing on the Keisei line to Ueno, the dull brown sun setting into the smog, clouds thick with mercury and nuclear rain, neon marshmallows adrift in a glass of burgundy.

We passed through old Japan. Dilapidated farm houses punctuated a sea of autumn rice paddies, plump and ready for harvest. Unlit stone lanterns marked footpaths older than countries, the paths to mountaintop Shinto shrines barely visible in the fading light of day while Buddha smiled down from a cliff side perch.

Rural splendor gave way to urban sprawl. Rusted tin shacks clung to the edge of pachinko parlours blinking in the still summer air. Apartment blocks, cavernous department stores, deserted parking lots, fields of concrete. Life stacked four stories, now twelve, now twenty, futons and clothes out to dry on one-bedroom balcony views, potted plants well-fed on ozone and spray paint, the faceless and nameless piled high into their eight-by-ten life.

At Ueno we burrowed underground, two flashes on the Hibiya line to Minowa. We arrived in the dark, disoriented. I have no sense of city direction and my girlfriend is even worse, so we hailed a taxi for the Economy Hotel New Koyo, recommended as the cheapest in Tokyo. Our taxi driver had never heard of it and proceeded to get lost. Back and forth on crooked streets lined with the drunk and homeless until finally a sign in an alley marked the spot.

I asked at the front counter if it was common to get lost in a Tokyo taxi. "Happens all the time," said the ruffled man at the front desk. "The street that this hotel is on doesn’t even have a name. People work off landmarks like stations and shrines." We told him we only had a few hours in the city the next day, but wanted to see something of Tokyo. He mentioned that Asakusa was near, that the temple was old and that a lot of people like that sort of thing. "Definitely check it out. It's a twenty minute walk, the station is there and you can get to Haneda in about forty minutes."

II.

We woke early and arrived via the relative calm of Nitenmon Gate, a magnificent and derelict vermillion and gold painted Buddhist entrance dating from 1618. Spared the ravages of fire and war, Nitenmon is the only recognized national treasure at the Sensoji temple complex, peeling paint and weathered tiles a dignified reminder of Tokyo's storied past. Heads bowed, we passed through under the timeless gaze of Jikokuten and Zochoten, guardians of east and west.

Crow cackle and sparrow song mingled with the sounds and smells of the emergent city as we walked the few hundred meters north to Asukusa shrine. Salarymen and working women scooting to work stopped briefly at the entrance to the shrine, offered a prayer to the goddess Kannon, a moment for reflection prior to the unfurling of mad Tokyo. An orange tomcat lazed on the steps; prayers written on wooden tablets were attached with multi-coloured rope to an unvarnished bulletin board. An English speaker wrote, "Please bring peace to all of planet earth. Implore people to love one another and care for the environment."

The main hall of Sensoji hovers in the middle of the complex, its roof sweeping upward to the city at Roppongi Hills, to the blue grey heavens above, vermillion walls in stark contrast to the dull, squat city. A harried Korean tour group scattered when given the single, had pictures of themselves snapped in front of the giant hanging lantern, the brilliant gold and lacquered interior. Stoic monks jostled with the crowd for elbow room, an opening through which to pass. Shaggy backpackers lingered in silent awe. Tour guides stood guard, one eye on the Koreans and one on the clock. It was a carnival, a three-ringed circus. No cats lazed on the steps and no locals stopped inside to offer a prayer. But the details jumped. The painstakingly crafted golden lotus flowers, the intricately carved barriers, the flaked and peeling Buddha’s looking down from above, calm in spite of the chaos below, the high drama and the religious glory and the living history. This, too, was a place to linger, to bear witness to mass pilgrimage and mass tourism, the excitement of an arriving package tour.

We headed east toward Hamayashiki Street. The crowds dissipated. A small, quick flowing stream flooded into a carp pond, wizened old fish gliding toward the bridge as we crossed over, hoping against hope for a morsel. Ambiguous wooden shrines and statues dedicated to a multitude of figureheads and gods dotted the area. Ebisu and Daikokuten, the gods of wealth, Shusse, the god of promotion, Shotoku, the god of commerce; all were in attendance. Weathered and withered cedars stated their age. Victims of belligerent work crews, limbs hacked off in reckless abandon, the trees boasted 26 decades of life, trunks bigger than the average Japanese bathroom.

South toward modern reconstructions of the five-story pagoda and the famed Hozomon gate, the atmosphere reverted back to mass pilgrimage. Here the Koreans were joined by Chinese and Japanese tour groups. Each megaphone competed with the official announcements booming down from the loudspeakers.

The pagoda dates back to 942, was erected by Taira no Kinmasa at great expense. Destroyed by war, the pagoda standing today is a ferroconcrete deal, able to withstand tidal waves and earthquakes and smog and crowds. The same fate befell the Hozonmon gate, a brilliant two story Buddhist entranceway. Each impresses by its size but, like Tokyo’s here-today, gone-tomorrow skyscrapers, neither impresses an aura.

It was getting late in the morning. Our flight would be leaving soon. The crowds swept us up and deposited us in the red and white cavern of Nakamise Street, a 300 meter strip of Hello Kitty key chains, Made in China Japanese ink paintings dolls, fish flavoured popsicles and people, hoards of reverential Buddhists and shoppers.

We stopped for ice cream at a convenience store across from Asakusa Station. A box woman, a fortune teller perhaps, was setting up for the morning, methodically duct-taping boxes and unfurling table clothes. Weathered and hunch-backed she went about her business, oblivious to the tourists, without regard for the hustle and bustle of the city streets. She didn’t need Tokyo, Tokyo needed her. Without the millions like her, selling fruit and newspapers and fish and milk and music and cigarettes and poetry, the city would cease to have a soul. Tokyo needs its faceless millions, needs its winding, nameless streets, short-lived and leading to nowhere.

We finished our ice cream and headed again underground, 40 minutes on the Keikyu line. The city flashed past in fits and starts. We struggled to stay awake but were intrigued by the grave yards we passed on our way to Haneda. The overgrown city seemed to swallow them whole. Swept along by the train, we watched the juxtaposition whiz past: the old and the new, the serene and the insane, the beautiful and the ugly, the spacious and the jumbled, each co-existing and oblivious.

There was time for a Starbucks at the bottom of the escalators leading to the airport. Young women sipped green tea frappuccinos, watched as silent commuters glided past en route to the four corners of Japan, the jumbled cityscapes of Osaka and Fukuoka and Sapporo. Meanwhile, an unceasing line of people descended into the station, bound for the temples and the shrines and the roar of the mad, mad metropolis.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004


Topped trees and a forgotten bicycle.

Monday, November 15, 2004

From Japan Window:

Earlier this century, there was a correspondence in The Times newspaper of London on this topic of what is wrong with the world. Various famous and learned writers voiced their opinions. But the last letter was also the shortest, and it brought the correspondence to an end. It was from G.K.Chesterton, the Catholic journalist. His letter simply said:

"Dear Sir:
What is wrong with the world? I am.
Yours sincerely,
G.K.Chesterton"

Sunday, November 14, 2004


Maple leaves and the temple. (Jon)


Maple leaves. (Jon)


Fallen leaves and stone steps. (Jon)


Buddha in a circle.


Sake facory and the road leading to the mountains.


Sake factory and mirrors, Sakawa. (Jon)

Last night was Chika-chan's birthday. We started out at Bowl Jumbo, a 30-lane-plus bowling complex. You can't miss it -- look for the two-story bowling pin stapled to the roof of the building. There's free parking in back. Make sure to save your receipt.

Kochi's finest were out in high style. My favourite was the rockabilly fella sliding whoopers in from left to right, demolishing everything in his path. Every once so often, though, he'd miss the strike and leave a trail of profanities to drown in the thunder of balls racing after pins. His mom wasn't such a bad bowler, either. I bet they clean house at the mother-son bowling tournies.

Nancy bowled a dismal 53 points in the first game. High score went to Antony with 116. Fastest ball went to the Japanese dude in the lane next to us -- 32 kilometers per hour. Sugoi!

Game two was for the money. Everyone threw 100 yen into an ashtray, top team to win a round of Pocari Sweat. Team Nancy and Jon and Ann and Vineeth a.k.a. Team Canada got off to a good start, with Nancy bowling two eights. Somehow our team cheer became, "Eight is respectable, two isn't." After each bowl we would chant, "Respectable!" It must have worked, because Team Nancy and Jon and Ann and Vineeth a.k.a. Team Canada walked away with the Pocari Sweat.

After bowling we headed to Toys, an amusement arcade similar to the one Scarlett Johansson's character from Lost in Translation wanders in to. We did our purikura and went outside to watch the breakdancers practicing in the street. Then a fight broke out. It was the strangest thing.

A would-be robber tried to snatch some girls phone and wallet from inside of Toys. The boyfriend saw what happened, though, and chased the guy down. A fight ensued, but without any punching, kicking, yelling, screaming, biting or hair-pulling. The boyfriend just kind of held the robber, who, in his struggle to get away, had his shirt pulled over his head. That, apparently, was enough. The robber ceded defeat, hung his head in shame and let himself be led back into the arcade to wait for the police. None of us had ever seen anything like it.

Talking about it afterward, we all agreed it would have happened differently at home. There would have been punching and kicking, or at the very least yelling. The robber wouldn't have let himself be led into custody -- dragged is probably the better word. There may have been weapons involved. The level of violence would have been much higher. Truly, we come from a different culture.

After the fight, we went to Surutu for drinks. It turned out to be funky jazz night. The folks at Surutu must have read our minds, because that was exactly the type of evening we'd just had --funky and jazzy and in need of some dancing.

Friday, November 12, 2004


Sakawa sunrise, November 9, 2004. (Jon)


Sakawa sunrise, November 11, 2004. (Jon)


Persimmons and mirrors just off the 56 on the way into Kochi City.


Lumber mill on the 56 heading into Kochi City. (Jon)


Freshly topped trees in front of Sakawa Elementary School.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

I have to write an article for my town newsletter – November edition. I don’t have any ideas about what to write. Any ideas?

Yesterday I experienced my first Japanese haircut. I have to admit I was very nervous. I love getting my hair trimmed but I am very picky about how much I want cut off. Last year, I was too scared of going to a Japanese stylist so Jon cut my hair and did a great job. The hair styles for women in Japan work on people with thick black hair, but would ruin my hair. I was worried I would end up with millions of layers thus leaving my hair scraggly and limp. However, I think this is the best haircut I have ever had. I went to this funky little salon in Jon’s city where our friend Mari works. She is still training so she washed and styled my hair but her boss did the actual cutting. I told him that he could cut off an inch. Obviously our ideas of how much an inch is was a little bit different. However, he didn’t give me layers, and I really like my hair cut. He was the pickiest hair stylist I have ever seen. It took an hour and a half. I think the cut really is perfect.

Monday, November 08, 2004


Bundles of rice straw drying on the rail behind the Nishi Sakawa library

On Sunday afternoon I witnessed the most boring form of entertainment known to man. I'm not talking about Celine Dion at Ceasar's Palace or a Toronto Raptor's regular season game. Not even a Friday night in Elbow, Saskatchewan is as boring as Japanese noh.

Basically, noh is theatre but without any acting or movement. There isn't any dialogue, either. The play we attended didn't feature costumes. Nothing but five or six old men on a bare stage chanting in a form of Japanese that no one has spoken since the 1500's. Every once in a while someone shifts position or moves their head a couple degrees. Oooo! The excitement! Will they move their head three degrees, or the entire ninety? It's anyones guess! Pass the popcorn!

Everyone in the audience was sleeping. Nancy wanted to sleep, but was worried she would offend the person who took us. Then he fell asleep. It was a real snoozefest. When people woke up it was a with a real what-the-hell? look on their face. Then they would walk out. We left half way through, too (the half way point, by the way, comes at the two hour mark).

That was my first and last noh play. People have told me that I need to give kabuki a try, but I don't think so. Not so long as there's Celine Dion tickets available.

Friday, November 05, 2004

More about Bush from the email inbox:

From Moody Awori, Kenyan Vice-President:

I am a little bit apprehensive because the first term of Bush, he had come in as a lame duck. Now it appears as if he is winning very convincingly. To me, I think we are going to see more dictatorship on an international scale. We are going to see more extremism come out of there. We are going to see even more isolationism where America will not bother about the United Nations. To me that is a very sad affair.

And Jesus Perez, Venezuelan Foreign Minister:

We will hope that in this second mandate we can improve our relations. We are dancing the tango. When you are dancing the tango and your toe is stepped on, hurting your toe, you complain. If it is stepped on harder, you complain again. There's a whole game, but we are prepared to continue dancing the tango.

Well put, boys, but as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. There are some whoopers at The Memory Hole (if you have a weak stomach, don't click the link).

Thursday, November 04, 2004

I got an email today from an ex-JET, someone who worked not far from Nancy and me. “Bush won,” it said. “Time to flee the country. See you all soon.” Funny thing is, I don’t think she’s joking. Nancy and I have said as much on more than one occasion. “I don’t want to go back to Canada. Not as long as Bush is in power.”

Another American friend went to the Halloween party dressed as an overseas ballot. On the Kerry portion of the ballot were pictures of rainbows and smiling people. The Bush portion featured the death and destruction he will be remembered for. On the reverse were quotes from The Onion, Michael Moore, The Nation, Antiwar.com and maybe even a blog or two. I don’t think my American friend is going home any time soon.

I can’t imagine being one of those 49% of Americans who saw Bush for what he is: a corporate plunderer, an environmental rapist, a genocidal murder and a torturer. His religious fundamentalism, his go-it-alone cowboy bravado, his pure-and-simple pigheaded shit-for-brains-ness has already undone much of what his forebears worked so hard to build since the end of WWII. At the end of these next four years, torture will be the order of the day in every country that deems it necessary. The number of political prisoners in China will increase. Wal-Mart will exploit its workers even more. There will be no places left untouched by the oil companies. It’s only going to get worse. Hate and ignorance is so much easier a seed to sow than peace and understanding. I can’t imagine how those 49% of Americans feel right now, knowing their country and their leadership is going to be responsible for what comes next.

But where do you run to? Japan is helping with the war effort in Iraq, as is Australia and Britain. European companies are flooding the Middle East, fighting tooth and nail for the scraps left by the Americans. Canadian oil fuels the war effort. Where do you go? Do you flee to Africa? Indonesia? Maybe running isn’t the answer.

Rather, people need to continue fighting against it. We need to send letters to the people in power, join marches and sing songs. It isn’t enough to just sit and talk. Being deprived of my voice these past fourteen months has taught me that much. If you want something done, you just have to do it. Action speaks louder than words.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

I've finally figured out the most entertaining way to deal with my little kancho-ing elementary school friends. While neither the best nor the most mature way to handle all those little fingers in my bum, it is without doubt the most fun. First, I tell the offender, "Please, don't stick your fingers in my bum." If that isn't enough and I recieve another kancho, which I always do, I grab the offender and lift him off the floor so as to expose his bum to all his little buddies. The rest is pretty obvious, but at first no one was really sure what to do. So I told them, "Please, won't you stick your fingers in his bum?" It didn't take long and the kancho fest had begun, but not as you would expect. Actually, they ended up fighting for their turn to be hefted into the air and kanchoed. It wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but it took the attention away from me. Plus it was hilarious. I just hope that none of the real teachers saw what I was up to. Imagine trying to explain that one?

Monday, November 01, 2004

I wanted to leave the "I'm so happy I could shit" picture up top for a little longer but this is more interesting: conclusive evidence that George W. Bush is a complete and total muppet.