More about Bush from the email inbox:

From Moody Awori, Kenyan Vice-President:

I am a little bit apprehensive because the first term of Bush, he had come in as a lame duck. Now it appears as if he is winning very convincingly. To me, I think we are going to see more dictatorship on an international scale. We are going to see more extremism come out of there. We are going to see even more isolationism where America will not bother about the United Nations. To me that is a very sad affair.

And Jesus Perez, Venezuelan Foreign Minister:

We will hope that in this second mandate we can improve our relations. We are dancing the tango. When you are dancing the tango and your toe is stepped on, hurting your toe, you complain. If it is stepped on harder, you complain again. There's a whole game, but we are prepared to continue dancing the tango.

Well put, boys, but as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. There are some whoopers at The Memory Hole (if you have a weak stomach, don't click the link).